My book and The Book Thief are best friends. Actually, no -- The Book Thief doesn't know my book exists, but my book has a shrine to it in its closet. It's not weird at all.
Here my book feels inferior and rather pale next to the flashy Hunger Games series.
The shadow cast on my book by The Kite Runner is a literal representation of how this great book completely overshadows my book.
Here we see my book feeling very humorless and dull standing between Stephen Colbert's two books.
My book is fangirling so hard right now, so close to all these awesome John Green books.
My book is absolutely overwhelmed to be surrounded by the entire Harry Potter series.
JOHN GREEN AND I ARE POSED IN PRACTICALLY THE SAME WAY. UM. YEAH. WE'RE CLEARLY MEANT TO BE BEST FRIENDS OR PENPALS OR SOMETHING PLEASE JOHN. PLEASE.
My author bio feels very wordy and unnecessarily long side by side with Stephen Colbert's. Also humorless and dull.
...I am not worthy...
That was very enjoyable! What a clever idea.
ReplyDeleteBut, I have read YOUR book and it is quite good. :)
Great self esteem Jenni.
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